Haywire Friday, January 30
- Media Logic Radio
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It's the last Friday of January...the barn animals have gone hog wild for this edition of Haywire Friday.
I witnessed one of my students pick up a calf’s tail and immediately kiss the calf
directly under the base of the tail.
I asked, “What are you doing that for?”
“I’ve got chapped lips,” was his reply.
“Well, that won’t cure them,” I said sternly.
“No, sir, but it keeps me from licking them.”
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
Have you heard of the garlic diet?
You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner.
Being a farmer isn’t for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.
What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
What do you call someone who once liked tractors but doesn't anymore?
An extractor fan.
Why do farmers make bad comedians?
Their jokes are too corny! - punstersclub.com
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! - punstersclub.com
My wife said I spend too much time in the barn—I told her I’m cultivating character! - punstersclub.com
Modern farmers don’t count sheep—they track them on apps. - punstersclub.com
